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Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy…

twister-jamal

hat tip to Melvin over at Pulpit Pimps for this depiction of Jamal, twisting as usual…

As I mentioned previously, last week was the bi-annual “Pay A Pimp A Dollar” week over at TBN (The Baal Network). And true to form, they trotted out one of their top earners: “Dr.” Jamal “The Prince Pimp of Baltimore” Bryant.

It seems as though the good “Dr.” got tired of getting into your voting booth and your bedroom, so he returned to doing what he’s most comfortable doing (well, what he’s most comfortable doing with his clothes on)

…getting into your wallet:

Jamal Bryant on the Fall ’08 TBN Fleece-a-Thon

hat tip to our brother Matt Green, who has more videos like this at his YouTube page

Ahh, who can forget such sage wisdom from the Word of God, like:

You are marked for destiny when you are broke with expensive taste

And of course, Jamal wouldn’t be the Prince Pimp of Baltimore if he didn’t butcher a little scripture, right? Let’s see, the entire crux of the story of Joseph and his dream in Genesis 37, 39, 40, and 41 is that we can all drive nice cars and buy nice things?

Silly me, I always thought that Joesph’s story was a lesson in overcoming adversity, moral guilt (regarding Joseph’s treatment at the hands of his brothers), repentance (their return to him and his forgiveness of their sins toward him), and God’s sovereignty (using Joseph to feed a nation) – an early shadow of Christ’s experiences.

I guess I’m just not deep enough.  

Oh well, at least Prince Pimp Jamal can tell a good tale…and shake a few coins loose in the process.

Pimpin’ ain’t easy…


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