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The Prince Pimp Of Baltimore Endorses Obama

***hat tip to my brother over at the blog Eric’s Corner for sending me the video and getting my blood pressure elevated…once again***

I’m shocked, shocked I tell you!

“Dr.” Jamal Bryant, the prince pimp of Baltimore, adulterer and “baby daddy” (to a young lady who attends/attended his church club – and was allegedly 17 years old at the time of conception!) has taken a moment to stop declaring that he’s “still the man” to weigh in on the presidential race (i.e. line up for the anointing of Barack“new jesus”).

C’mon, you didn’t think the prince pimp would endorse the evil white radical Republicans, did you?

The prince pimp took to the pulpit to officially declare that Barack“new jesus” is in fact our coming redeemer 🙄

Allow me a moment to wipe the dung off of me that the prince pimp was throwing around…

Now, let’s break it down:

We’re in the midst of a recession and many of us are scrambling just to make the paycheck stretch itself out so that there’s enough food for our children, so that the lights will remain on

I love how these pimps say “we’re struggling”  when in fact their demands on your money are contributing factors in your struggling in the first place! Jamal’s children are fed (ALL of them) and his lights come on effortlessly. He makes well over $350K per year, so don’t think he “feels your pain”.

…Cindy McCain comes out in a $300,000 outfit…bespeckled with pure diamonds from Russia…any many of our citizens can’t afford diamonds and are paying off student loans

Don’t forget folks that this degenerate adulterer/baby daddy/ pimp drives a leased 2006 Bentley Continental Flying Spur (or at least he did last year) – valued at $140,000 (used). Also, he bragged about his “custom tailors on different continents” when he was defending his pastorship in light of his adulterous ways. He’s got the…um….cojones’  to say this in front of a crowd that throws their hard earned money at his feet? I’m no McCain fan, but this clown is in no position to call them out!

…Sarah “Pollen”…is conflicted and bipolar…this woman says she’s against sex education in our public schools at the same time waltzes across her 17 year old pregnant daughter..this same woman…got married when she was 3 months pregnant, then tried to cover it up against her own parents will…this same woman who is under an ultra conservative had an affair 5 years ago with her husband’s business partner

Uh-oh prince pimp Jamal, let’s not start talking about family mess…remember your incident with a 17 year old, and your adultery. 😆

Maybe those clown outfits and 3 foot wide neckties are starting to restrict the oxygen that goes to Jamal’s brain 🙄

This same woman, who took 7 years just to get a bachelors degree having failed out of 2 community colleges…this is who you would put up against a Harvard graduate?…

Um, princepimp Jamal – Sarah “Pollen” is not running against your “new jesus” – she’s #2 on the ticket, remember? Oh, and let’s not talk about her education credentials – particularly since you lied about getting a doctorate degree from Oxford, and you had to amend your original phony bio (now it simply says he “obtained his Doctor of Ministry in 2005” – no mention of the school that he got it from). Go to his tacky and seeker-sensitive website and click the “about us” link (and mute your PC so you don’t have to hear his voice). I won’t call prince pimp Jamal a degenerate liar, but I will say that he lied many times…

Alright – I’m starting to get ill, so let’s get to the crescendo, shall we?:

…even when if you’re from the ghetto and get a degree they’ll still put up somebody from a trailer park and say  there’s somebody who is better than you

Wow. This idiot can’t get over the fact that Barack“new jesus” isn’t running against Sarah “Pollen” – he keeps comparing her to “new jesus”. Then he calls her (essentially) “trailer park trash”?. Now if we heard evangelicals calling Barack“new jesus” a nigger from the pulpit then we would all have a collective “poop fit”.

I’m not saying that it’s not the same sentiment shared by our “brothers from another mother”, but this degenerate continues to show his disdain for the holy bookboard and throws his arms around a man who supports abortion, homosexual legal unions, a government welfare state, and ecumenicism. 

Well, what else do you expect from a man who couldn’t exegete his way out of a torn wet paper bag..sound biblical doctrine?

Think prince pimp Jamal’s words aren’t resonating with the “great unwashed”? Well, look at some of the comments on the youtube page that houses this video:

  • All Praises Due to ALLAH
    We should all be concerned about our future because we will have to spend the rest of our lives there
    This man speaks nothing but the truth may ALLAH be pleased with him. Vote for change Obama for president. Check out NAS new CD powerful
  • Awesome message and it’s all true, Pastor Bryant is a man of God and will tell the truth at all times. I have followed his ministry on TV.
  • You may not be hearing form the Pastors you mentioned because they feel they should not use their pulpit as a platform for political endorsements which pastors should not be doing. There is no doubt where this pastor stands. He is using his pulpit as a political forum. However, I agree with everything this young man has said.
  • This is what is known as “speaking truth to power”. All of the prophets in the bible did it………JESUS did it. But we are so divided in this country that we would rather watch the US be destroyed by the likes of McCain, Bush Cheney, Rumsfeld, and Karl Rove! People are losing jobs, homes, health care, but we are clinging to old racial hatreds. What the pastor left out is that Palin and her husband support groups that want Alaska to leave(secede) from the USA.
  • This is awesome! I pray God continues to give our African American Community Revelation it is time for a CHANGE. Let us get out and vote in November.

Oh well, another stop along the road to the ascension of Barack“new jesus” to his rigthful throne.

By the way – I used Independent Conservative’s extensive coverage of prince pimp Jamal because his old posts quote (and link directly to) the original articles in the Baltimore Sun. Curiously, those links don’t work anymore and you can only find one story on pimp Jamal in the paper’s online archives (about his divorce).

Hmmm….interesting.

“YES WE CAN”???

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So, Todd Bentley Is A Drunk?

Thanks to PJ Miller and his blog, we learn yet more about Todd Bentley.

Not content with being a tool of Satan deceiving the masses, or an adulterer who is leaving his wife, Todd Bentley is also a drunk (excuse me, he “drinks excessively”):

John Arnott reports excessive Drinking

There must not have been anyone down there in Lakeland, overseeing anything..sigh…

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Todd has chosen to do something that is wrong according to Scripture, and his timing to announce it was equally inappropriate. Everyone is asking, “What happened?” “Why didn’t anyone see this coming?”  We are making the answers to those questions a matter of prayer, and are as shocked and saddened by what has just happened as you are. Furthermore, it has now come out that there has been some inappropriate behavior, both with excessive drinking and also with a female member of his staff.

So Bentley really was drunk in the spirit? The liquor spirit.

Just when you think his demonic ministry couldn’t get any lower, he exceeds our expectations.

Once again, stay away from Todd “the tool of Satan” Bentley.

Juanita Bynum Owes Money…Again

Profitess (and I didn’t mistype it) Juanita Bynum once owed over $30,000 for unpaid taxes on  a $4.5M estate in Georgia – and her “spiritual father” I.V. Hilliard (the Pimp of Houston) helped her out by paying the bill in full.

I wonder if Pimp Hilliard will reach into his pockets on this one:

Bynum hasn’t met divorce terms, ex’s lawyer says


The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Published on: 08/04/08

National evangelist Juanita Bynum was threatened with jail time or a fine Monday in a court document alleging that she failed to live up to the terms of her divorce settlement.

A lawyer for Bishop Thomas W. Weeks III, Bynum’s ex-husband, said Bynum was in contempt of a divorce consent order in which she promised to pay her husband’s $40,000 attorney fees, relinquish the title of an SUV and pick up furniture of hers.

“She owed $10,000 on July 8,” said Randy Kessler, Atlanta lawyer for Weeks. “We gave her a month to bring it current. She hasn’t done that.”

Click the title to read the article in it’s entirety. You’ll find your eyes rolling into the back of your head while you get that “weren’t we here once before?” feeling. Check this out:

Kessler said the $10,000 was to be the first of four installments toward the $40,000. He said Bynum also did not transfer the title of the couple’s 2004 Land Rover to Weeks or make arrangements to pick up her belongings, which include a harp, a sculpture of a woman and other sentimental antiques she collected seven years ago.

Who has time to deal with a used SUV and some brick-a-brack when you’re raking in the dough as “the new face of domestic violence”? Surely not the Profitess!

Instead of using the bible as a tool in her twisted pimpistry, Juanita ought to crack it open and read it (my emphasis in bold):

Romans 13:7 (New International Version)

7Give everyone what you owe him: If you owe taxes, pay taxes; if revenue, then revenue; if respect, then respect; if honor, then honor.

Of course, why would we expect anything less from a false prophet and false teacher who distorts the Gospel of Jesus Christ for selfish gain?

“Is Eckhart Tolle A Christian?”

Of course not – and neither is his chief apostle Oprah (but I’ve already covered that).

I’m taking a moment to interupt the conversation on reformed theology in the black community because I read an interesting article from Christianity Today magazine. The article took a closer look at the new-age warlock Tolle from a Christian perspective:

Nothing New

Popular spiritual author and Oprah favorite Eckhart Tolle quotes Jesus a lot. Is he a Christian?

Tolle claims no specific religion and states that his teaching fits with the essence of all spiritual paths. While he quotes freely from Jesus, Buddha, and others, he focuses on the divinity in all beings. “How ‘spiritual’ you are has nothing to do with what you believe but everything to do with your state of consciousness,” he writes in A New Earth.

Click the title to read the article in it’s entirety. James Beverly (the writer) goes on to discuss that although Tolle may quote Christ’s words (even the Devil quoted scripture to Christ, remember Matthew 4:1-11?), he mixes Hinduism, Buddhism, and various tenets of New Age garbage. Come to think of it, maybe this is what attracted Oprah to him in the first place.

Anyway, Beverly closes the article with an interesting observation:

For Tolle, ascribing any unique significance to Jesus of Nazareth is ultimately wrong-headed. The Power of Now states: “Never personalize Christ. Don’t make Christ into a form identity. Avatars, divine mothers, enlightened masters, the very few that are real, are not special as persons.” In Tolle’s system, “Jesus” is little more than a cipher for “awakened consciousness.” The particular God-man Jesus and his saving acts in history are of no concern to Tolle. In fact, Jesus only becomes “the way” when the crucified, risen, and exalted Lord of history is put aside.

 At least Tolle is playing his role well – what else would we expect from someone who can’t accept the Deity of Christ or that He is the Only Begotten Son of God the Father?

Whenever I read of the latest New Age philosophical garbage, I’m reminded of Paul’s sermon on Mars Hill – specifically addressing the “religious philosophers” of his day. Read Acts 17 for the full context, but take a look at the overarching statement:

Acts 17:22-23 (New American Standard Bible)

22 So Paul stood in the midst of the Areopagus and said, “Men of (A)Athens, I observe that you are very (B)religious in all respects.

 23 “For while I was passing through and examining the (C)objects of your worship, I also found an altar with this inscription, ‘TO AN UNKNOWN GOD ‘ Therefore what (D)you worship in ignorance, this I proclaim to you.

And Paul goes on to explain the consequences of mixing God with all other manner of “religion” and philosophy:

Acts 17:30-31 (New American Standard Bible)

30 “Therefore having (A)overlooked (B)the times of ignorance, God is (C)now declaring to men that all people everywhere should repent,

 31 because He has fixed (D)a day in which (E)He will judge (F)the world in righteousness through a Man whom He has (G)appointed, having furnished proof to all men by (H)raising Him from the dead.”

Yet more evidence that every biblically sound Christian should avoid Oprah…and ANYBODY that she recommends.

Another Example of Religious Gimmickry

DISCLAIMER: In accordance to Ephesians 6:10-18, please pray before viewing or listening to any of Todd Bentley’s (or Patricia King’s) video or audio recordings. The only way to combat the evil of this day is with the unadulterated Word of God.

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I don’t even know if gimmickry is a real word, but if it was it would surely apply to the video below.

Patricia King ( close colleague of false prophet Todd Bentley) is a bonafide false prophet who resorts to false signs and wonders to deceive the people of God. In the video, she can barely “minister” because the “Glory of God is so thick” in her studio:

This is a false, misleading sham. All of her moaning and groaning may be better described as…well, it’s not of God.

Period.

A specific scripture comes to mind when I see this demonic attempt to counterfeit the Gospel:

24“For false Christs and (A)false prophets will arise and will show great (B)signs and wonders, so as to mislead, if possible, even (C)the elect. (Matthew 24:24)

In fact, if you read the entire 24th chapter of the book of Matthew, you’ll see that Jesus specifically discussed what we should look for before His return – a must read for every saint during these last days.

Do you think I’m being reactionary and overzealous? Well here’s more of Patricia’s craziness:

This woman and her ilk are dangerous because their cheap parlor tricks are accepted by most “Christians” as being verifiable incidents of God’s manifestation. It’s a deception from the devil, used to persuade the weak in the faith to follow an antichrist.

Please stay away from Todd Bentley, Patricia King, or ANYONE who uses cheap tricks under the false pretense of acting in concert with or on behalf of our Lord.

Please read Colossians 2:8 and Colossians 2:18 for Paul’s warning against this garbage.

If you are a mature saint, please join me in praying that the eyes of God’s children would be open to such deception – and that they don’t inadvertently pledge allegiance to the antichrist by submitting to this blasphemous garbage. 

Oh, and I WILL NOT entertain any comments from apologists of these false prophets, liars, and disciples of the devil.

***hat tip to Independent Conservative and A Little Leaven for the videos***

Prophecy, Inc.

I’ve written about false prophecy in the past, so this post is merely an illustration of the profit of prophecy.

I present to you the Master Prophet Bishop E. Bernard Jordan of Zoe Ministries in New York:

While the terms major and minor prophets are well known among bible readers, I can’t say that I know what a “master prophet” is.

For you folks here in the ATL, you’ll have a chance to visit Bernie for a personal prophecy. If you can’t make it to the Sheraton, perhaps you can bathe in some of Bernie’s special “prophecy soaps”– although they’ve been removed from the website. Can’t get the soap, try some books or other prophetic items, or just sow a seed (you knew that was coming, didn’t you?).

It’s interesting how Bernie touts himself as a “master prophet”, especially since his exposition of the Gospel seems…well, shaky.

Bernie was a guest on BET’s “Meet The Faith” show last year – specifically as a panelist on their “Black Homophobia & The Church” show.

As the resident “pastor”, Bernie was supposed to clearly exegete how God views the sin of homosexuality and the consequences of not repenting of it.

But, instead of defending the Gospel, Bernie had his hat handed to him by Sheryl Lee Ralph (an actress) and Keith Boykin (a gay activist).

Maybe he should stick to “prophecy”…for profit, because the bishopric may not be his calling (my emphasis in bold):

2 An overseer, then, must be above reproach, the husband of one wife, temperate, prudent, respectable, hospitable, able to teach,

3 not addicted to wine or pugnacious, but gentle, peaceable, free from the love of money.

4 He must be one who manages his own household well, keeping his children under control with all dignity (1 Timothy 3:2-4)

How To Spot A False Prophet…

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A friend recently asked me “How can you tell that a “prophet” is a false prophet”?

When their prophecy doesn’t come true!

My reply was almost juvenile, but true – if God is truly speaking to someone and they are “relaying” His words to you, then whatever He “tells” them is supposed to happen.

Remember Numbers 23:19? Or, how about Isaiah 55:11? So who’s the liar – God or the “prophet”? I think we all know the answer to this question.

“But what about the things that have happened to me that have been prophesied” you ask?

I’m not a naysayer – in general. I believe in the power of God and I believe that He is the Supreme Author and Finisher of our faith (Hebrews 12:2). Nothing happens except the Lord wills it.

I can’t, however, take today’s “parking lot prophets” seriously either (these are the folks who accost you in the parking lot after church to tell you what “thus says the Lord”).

I’ve been “prophesied” to before, and the “prophesies” have generally been vague and open ended. “God told me to tell you that your breakthrough is coming” they say, or “The Lord told me to tell you that your latter will be greater than your former, thus says the Lord…”

No one has ever told me “The Lord told me to tell you that on Tuesday April 1, 2008 you will get a call from your cousin John asking you to forgive him for pushing you off your bike when you were 7”.

Most of today’s “prophets” act more like fortune tellers that you see on late night television.

They say“The Lord is showing me someone in your life with a name that begins with T…does that sound familiar to you? It does, ok…the Lord says that T owes you money, is that correct? No? OK, umm, is there someone who’s name begins with C that owes you money? No, umm, I’m hearing a C, or T, or D, or P, or…” you get the point.

That was my introduction, here’s the point of this post:

This week is the start of TBN’s bi-annual “Pimp-A-Thon”, so I was looking for some videos of the pimps on parade from the first night of the show.

I don’t have video yet, but I did see Paula White take a break from her heretical ramblings to declare that you would get a breakthrough if you sowed $88 or $888 (you did know that 2008 is the “year of the breakthrough”, didn’t you?).

Anyway, while tooling around their website I found an interesting “prophecy” for the year of 2006 from Aquilla Nash. She’s an interesting character, to say the least.

The “prophecy” is interesting as well, particularly since it’s vague AND incorrect. I won’t reprint the entire text here (you can click the link above to check it out for yourself), but take a look at a few interesting points:

2006 WILL BE A YEAR OF MANIFESTATION FOR THE CHURCH.

Wow – that sounds important, especially since it’s written in all caps. It’s a pretty vague statement, though. I don’t remember any particular “manifestations” (which is religious for “happenings”), but I was under the influence of a pulpit pimp at the time so I can’t knock her hustle.

The enemy has set his hand to strike once more against this Nation, not only once but twice in the months ahead.

I don’t remember that happening…

I hear crying in the streets of Jerusalem, wailing for their dead, sudden calamity

C’mon lady, that was a pretty safe bet there. Jerusalem has been under attack for the past 40+ years.

The cry of China has come up before the Lord. Great revival is breaking out, massive miracles.

Hmm, last time I checked China was still cracking down on dissent of any kind, especially dissent from the church – even until today.

The screeching of brakes can be heard in Hollywood as a turn around in the movie industry takes place. Movie moguls and producers are going to rethink some of their plans for future films as throngs of people scurry to the box office to see the good family films, many depicting the things of Christ. Hollywood cries, “show me the money,” while God’s men and women that are in the business cry, “show them the way.”

Would someone please contact Aquilla and ask her to turn on her television or to go see a movie so she’ll know how far off base she was on this one?

Because of the travail of the people, the Church will take on a whole new look. Many will no longer be satisfied with entertainment and watered down sermons. They will demand the meat of the Word with signs following.

I’m sorry, I have to laugh at that one 😛 The church has taken on a “whole new look”, but folks are EVEN MORE SATISFIED WITH ENTERTAINMENT in the church. I was one of them.

These days, pulpit pimps have stirred up the sheep so much that they will run in the aisles, speak in tongues, rub their bibles, and demand that God “open up the windows of Heaven and pour out a blessing” like never before.

And she made this “prophecy”on TBN, the alpha pimp network? 😛

There’s more of these deep sayings so feel free to read it on your own.

The bottom line is this – there are no Jeremiah’s or Nathan’s or Isaiah’s walking around declaring the Word of the Lord these days. Most of today’s “prophets” are acting in direct opposition to 2 Peter 16:20-21:

 20But (A)know this first of all, that (B)no prophecy of Scripture is a matter of ones own interpretation,

21for (C)no prophecy was ever made by an act of human will, but men (D)moved by the Holy Spirit spoke from God.

I started this post with a question: “How can you tell that a prophet is a false prophet”?

God gave the best answer to this question in Deuteronomy 18:20-22  – and He gave the prescription of false prophecy as well (my emphasis in bold):

20‘But the prophet who speaks a word (A)presumptuously in My name which I have not commanded him to speak, or (B)which he speaks in the name of other gods, that prophet shall die.’

21“You may say in your heart, ‘How will we know the word which the LORD has not spoken?’

22(C)When a prophet speaks in the name of the LORD, if the thing does not come about or come true, that is the thing which the LORD has not spoken The prophet has spoken it (D)presumptuously; you shall not be afraid of him.


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