Ahhh…spring is in the air here in Atlanta.
The trees are budding new blooms, the weather is warming up nicely, the pollen is beginning to aggravate delicate sensibilities…
…and the pimps are tuning up their annual giving scams.
I’m starting to see some traffic from folks Googling “first fruit”, specifically those inquiring about the practice at a local church club, so I thought I’d provide a gentle reminder about the first fruit scam:
Every year between January and Easter, pulpit pimps begin to lick their chops as they look forward to flogging the sheep into giving to their absolute favorite pyramid scheme of the year – the “First Fruit offering.”
Unlike the tithe scam (where the pimp puts a gun to the back of your head every Sunday and Wednesday by threatening holy wrath upon you and your descendants for “robbing God”), the “First Fruit” scam is a 1 day cash windfall for the pimps.
Click the article’s title to read more – and keep reading your bible to avoid being taken in by dubious characters with even more dubious intentions.
- “…get me my money!”
- The “Love has nothing to do with it Offering”…
- “…materialism, flashy self-promotion, and foolish carnality.”