Ah, C’mon…Another One? ***UPDATE***

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***UPDATED 7/1/09***

It appears as though angry members of the Cult of Muhammad are using the death of Michael Jackson as a reason to attempt to leave vile and vulgar comments on this article. You praise Allah with those same mouths? Good grief.

The comment section of this article is now closed – you’re welcome to leave a comment on another blog sensitive and supportive of your cult.

***ORIGINAL STORY BELOW***

Sorry Watchtower Cult.

Although you winked and nodded while Michael Jackson had his fill with “Jesus juice”, plastic surgery, and little boys (allegedly), the Cult of Muhammad was his true love (well, not really – but he’s got to find a way to pay back all of those sheiks for their “help money”):

MICHAEL JACKSON has become a Muslim — and changed his name to MIKAEEL.

The skint superstar, 50, donned Islamic garb to pledge allegiance to the Koran in a ceremony at a pal’s mansion in Los Angeles, The Sun can reveal.

Jacko sat on the floor wearing a tiny hat after an Imam was summoned to officiate — days before the singer is due to appear at London’s High Court where he is being sued by an Arab sheik.

A source told last night how Jacko, brought up as a Jehovah’s Witness, decided to convert as he used a studio at the home of his chum to record a new album.

“An Imam was summoned from the mosque and Michael went through the shahada, which is the Muslim declaration of belief.” Mikaeel is the name of one of Allah’s angels.

“Jacko rejected an alternative name, Mustafa — meaning “the chosen one”.

Don’t fret, Watchtower Cult, at least you’ve still got this dude knocking on doors for you…

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8 Responses to “Ah, C’mon…Another One? ***UPDATE***”


  1. 1 Keith Tolbert November 24, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    So if Mikaeel dies in jihad will he receive 72 black-eyed virgin little boys?

  2. 2 speaking truth November 24, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    I was waiting for a “72 virgins” reference – Keith. Thanks for putting the obvious twist on it 😆

  3. 3 gcmwatch November 24, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    Well I guess that’s one way to try to avoid getting sued. If you cant beat em, join em.

    This is not a big loss cause he went from false religion to super false religion.

    I pray God has mercy on his soul and he give his life to Jesus.

  4. 4 LaVrai November 25, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    Wow… it’s nice to know his faith is only as deep as avoiding a lawsuit. I like how it was done while he was in the middle of actually working on a recording. Deep.

  5. 5 prayrwarrior November 25, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    LORD, help him!! He needs YOU desperately!!

  6. 6 Jeanie Franklin November 26, 2008 at 4:32 pm

    ST,
    Am I reading this correctly? Is this “fer” real?

  7. 7 Kolham March 20, 2009 at 12:24 am

    I think he has done d right thing and may Almighty Allah have mercy on him. ISLAM IS THE TRUE RELIGION

    • 8 speaking truth March 20, 2009 at 3:10 pm

      ISLAM IS THE TRUE RELIGION

      Needless to say Kolham, as a Christian Monergist, I heartily disagree that Islam is “the true religion” – I could go on for days refuting you, but I’ll leave it here: Islam denies the Divine Authority of Jesus Christ as the Only Son of God through Whom salvation unto the Father has come.

      Regarding the Cult of Muhammad and the Watchtower Cult, I say it’s a pretty even draw – both of you can have Michael Jackson.


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