Ah, Fall is in the air…
The leaves are falling.
The grass has gone dormant (at least here in the South).
And the pimps have come-a-calling.
This week was the bi-annual Pimp-A-Thon / Pimpapalooza / Can You Break A Pimp Off With A Little Cheddar television offeratory appeal.
In other words, TBN (or The Baal Network, as I like to call it) has sprinkled a few breadcrumbs to attract all of the wolves and vipers who seek your money to gather in one place to beg and guilt you for 24 hours straight:
Benny Hinn on the Fall ’08 TBN Fleece-a-Thon – Part 1:
Benny Hinn on the Fall ’08 TBN Fleece-a-Thon – Part 2:
Rod Parsley at TBN Fall 2008 Fleece-a-Thon
Good grief – I need an antacid after digesting all of that garbage in one sitting. I also need to wash my eyes and ears out so that crap doesn’t stick.
So there you have it folks – if you want to take a gamble with your mortgage, car note, tuition, or any other extra cash you have lying around, go ahead and send to these degenerate pulpit pimps, vipers, wolves, apostates, heretics, and all around foolish swindlers.
Oh, and don’t hold your breath while waiting for your “breakthrough”…it could be awhile.