Juanita Bynum is officially losing (lost) her mind.
Take a look at what we missed:
Jezebel deciding to wear the dress she wore when she married false bishop Tommy “Weaks”. She dropped 2 dress sizes and wanted to marry herself this time…
Here she is waving her “sword” (are those things on sale, or what?) to ward off “evil spirits” (yet strangely, she’s still there…anyway…). I like to think she’s using it to threaten all of the cheap people (like me) who tried to “negotiate” the ticket price to this “sacred ceremony”.
When you click through the photo gallery at Essence.com, you’ll see the usually litany of gospel singers minstrels in place for the big show.
And finally (because I can’t take this crap anymore)…
Here’s Jezebel in a homemade skirt (complete with glitter pen and glue applications, photos, and a big ribbon) to “celebrate her 50 years”.
I think I just threw up a little…
Hey – at least we know that JB is a false prophetess/Jezebel that can PAR-TAY!