Juanita Bynum is officially losing (lost) her mind.
Remember my feeble attempt to choke up $400 so me and the Mrs. could attend JB’s “Birthday Gala”?
Take a look at what we missed:
Jezebel deciding to wear the dress she wore when she married false bishop Tommy “Weaks”. She dropped 2 dress sizes and wanted to marry herself this time… 
Here she is waving her “sword” (are those things on sale, or what?) to ward off “evil spirits” (yet strangely, she’s still there…anyway…). I like to think she’s using it to threaten all of the cheap people (like me) who tried to “negotiate” the ticket price to this “sacred ceremony”.
When you click through the photo gallery at Essence.com, you’ll see the usually litany of gospel singers minstrels in place for the big show.
And finally (because I can’t take this crap anymore)…
Here’s Jezebel in a homemade skirt (complete with glitter pen and glue applications, photos, and a big ribbon) to “celebrate her 50 years”.
I think I just threw up a little…
Hey – at least we know that JB is a false prophetess/Jezebel that can PAR-TAY!
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Why would anyone want to wear anything connected to a convicted wife beater?????
More and more of these excesses by these preachers will be judged by the Lord. You cannot tell me that the Lord is not dealing with them about this madness. My pastor and one of the Bible teachers were both dealt with by the Lord on this many years ago. If the Lord is NOT dealing with these people I will boldly say it is because THEY ARE NOT PRAYING.
Uh! Isn’t that the sword you could buy, er, uh I mean sow a seed for $1000 off of Rod Parsley? No, I’m serious.
But anyways what is worse is the interview she gace to Essence.
Click below.
http://www.essence.com/news_entertainment/entertainment/articles/juanita_bynum_interview
P.S. I’m sending this one over to Melvin at PP.org
Kyle
:0 Man, this is getting more creepier than ever! I found it pretty disturbing that JB are wearing her wedding dress on her brthday! This is pretty weird and creepy indeed.
She’s looks very delusional by waving her “sword” too.
Man, I wish I could call you, ST! I need someone to cry on the phone with. You see, I haven’t LAUGHED THIS HARD in a while.
Are you kidding me with this mess?!
What are these impious idiots thinking? How is that holy? How does this extol the goodness of God. What, you hit the big 5-0, so now you rock Excalibur and ward off dragons.
And keeping the theme, that dress should have remained in the “dungeon” from whence it came.
Wow. That was nice. I think I have a hernia. Thanks, brother.
Peace,
HiScrivener
In the words of one of my late elderly friends, “her mind is just bad”.
I mean, really — some of the things that she is saying and doing just go beyond being a con artist with bad theology.
She said that her wedding day was the most important day of her life because she showed the world that day she was coming into her womanhood — and that’s the reason whe wore the dress again so that wouldn’t be taken away from her. What taken away — her womanhood? First of all — you mean to tell me she was walking around as a 40something year old “girl” until she married Weeks? But, yet she was “birthing” sons and daughters into the ministry as a “mother in zion” and a “prophetess”? I can’t go on any further with this nonsense….my head is beginning to hurt.
But, the really, really alarming thing is that there were people (Christians) at that party and in her life indulging her in this craziness instead of telling her that she needs help — real help. I don’t know who we need to pray for more…her followers or her. This is just beyond sad….. this is not right.
I have several questions I’d like to ask the “Profitess”. Why is a 50 year old divorced woman walking around in her wedding dress? It reminds me of a 5 year old who wants to wear her tutu to school. Why is she wielding a bedazzled sword? Is she planning to cut the man? They’re already divorced. There’s no need to cut him (girl, it’s not worth it; you’ll end up doing time). What’s up with the home made skirt? You obviously have too much time on your hands. Get a hobby or a pet. Better yet, get into the rightly divided, rightly applied Word of God. I am just too through! This woman is crying out for help!
This lady needs Jesus and a hug. Like I asked on an earlier post about her birthday bash…….is she really mental and in need of help or are we seeing a depraved mind manifest before our eyes. I guess MTV told her that she was 34 years too old for them to show it on their “My Sweet 16th Birthday” show. I feel sorry for her actually.
Oh, about the homemade dress. I also found it pretty disturbing. It is okey for a five-year-old to ware it. But when a fifty-year-old wares it, I am concern of that person. I am verry concern about JB. Not only that “her mind is just bad”, but her behavior showed on these pictures, is telling that she is going mad. I am concern for her.
She’s starting to remind me of the character Carol Burnett used to play on her old variety show, “Nora Desmond”. She was an old washed-up actress who was always ready for her close-up.
I also can’t help envisioning her as Joan Crawford, “How many times have I told you: ‘No wire hangers’”!
Somewhere, there’s a straight jacket with her name on it.
Pictures do tell a story . . .
First, when I saw the photos they were amateur at best (I’m being really nice here). Considering how much money she spent on the event she should have invested in a better photographer. The reason why the pictures are so bad is because the background is so dark. The lighting is poor.
Second, she wore her wedding dress to her birthday party? Ok, this is REALLY wierd. This is the same wedding (which was a fake)where during the marriange her husband gave her a beatdown (well, physical abuse was mutual). Wearing the dress and tiara signals that she has some unresolved feelings. She really needs professional counseling.
Third, what is the deal with that sword? OK, she is in a wedding dress, swinging a sword like . . . she’s going into battle? Is it me or does anybody see something wrong with this?
Fourth, Essence must be scraping the bottom of the barrel regarding stories. If they were going to cover the story, they could at least negotiate bringing in their own photographer.
I’m all for reinventing yourself, especially after going through a traumatic experience. But these pictures of Juanita show that there are some things she refuses to let go. The situation is sad on so many levels.
This is the only SWORD she needs to hold:
And take THE HELMET OF SALVATION, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God. (Ephesians 6:17)
Im sorry, but LOL @ Keith.
Only because I used to watch Carol Burnett and laugh till the cows came home.
One of my all time faves.
But the comparison with the Nora Desmond character is dead on.
gcmwatch,
There certainly a lot of junk on youtube; but it sure comes in handy sometimes! That was priceless. I’m glad you got the reference (I guess our age is showing
).
Darken the skin and put a sword in her hand and you’ve got JB. Let’s pray for her.
Grace and Peace to you, brother!
Man, gcmwatch you are vigilent with your youtube account
And while I’m a few years younger than you and Keith
, I do remember that character from Carol Burnett. Only Carol was funnier because you know she was joking.
JB is about 2 pieces of chicken away from a 2 piece chicken dinner (and you can thank my father for that salient logic).
Maybe I should’ve just “sown” $400 into JB’s pimpistry so me and the Mrs. could attend the “sacred sock hop”. Wouldn’t it be priceless to see me (complete with the black electrical tape over my mouth) in a picture with my arm around “the profitess”, grinning from ear to ear?
Now that would’ve been “wet your pants” hilarious!
Yeah, Keith, I am an definitely a Carol Burnett fan. When you mentioned that, I couldnt help but holla cause I already saw the imagery in my head. LOL. The youtube vid was for those who dont know whats going down with that. Pure unadultered slapstick! I thought I was probably the only black man who loved CB!
But the JB sit is no laughing matter. She seems to need a spotlight and a cheering audience to feel like she is somebody. Sure there always some religious kook to applaud these people, but after while that brook will run dry. And then what?
When I saw that second photo of Ms. Bynum with the sword…. wooooooow! Is she serious? She looks like She-Ra.
Is everyone losing their mind!
What the HEY??!!!
Now I’ve seen it all. I just started to feel a little sorry for her but then I remembered her $5k pen and asking people to pay for her “threshing floor”
Shoot, I’m happily married but don’t plan to wear my wedding dress any time soon – what’s up with that? I’m sure I remember reading a story years back about RuPaul marrying himself also.
I’d love to get the opportunity to share the biblical gospel with her
That outfit makes her look like the black Wonder-Woman!!!
Why am I reminded of “She-Ra”?
when did jaunita say to send her 750.00 or you will die or something to that effect. thanks
All we can do is pray for her and the Bishop. Money, property, and prestige, will divert you from your primary purpose everytime. We all fall short of the Glory of God, so just keep them in prayer.
AMEN.