***hat tip to Independent Conservative for the CNN tip***
“Believers of what”, you might ask?
(CNN) –The Obama campaign is preparing rolling out a new line of “faith merchandise” – the latest move in an ambitious effort to win over religious voters.
“Check out the Believers for Barack, Pro-Family Pro-Obama, and Catholics for Obama buttons, bumper stickers and signs….” says Obama Deputy Director of Religious Affairs Paul Monteiro in an e-mail obtained by the Beliefnet Web site.
“Believers for Barack rally signs and bumper stickers, along with all Pro-Family Pro-Obama merchandise, are appropriate for people of all faith backgrounds. We’ll soon be rolling out merchandise for other religious groups and denominations, but I wanted to get this out to you without delay,” he adds.
So come on, America! Now that your new “jesus” is aligning the heavens for his ascension to the presidency, you can pick up a few trinkets to show that you’re on board the Messiah-train!
- Are you a depraved homosexual that refuses to repent for your sins and have instead embraced your “alternative lifestyle” while demanding equal rights?
Don’t worry, Barack new “jesus” will fight for you! (see your pink tee in the graphic above)
- Have you pledged allegiance to the apostate Roman Catholic Church and the antichrist pope, vowing to submit to the “holy father”, various dead saints, and the “mother church” in Rome?
- Are you a “believer” in God, Jesus (the real One), Muhammad, Krishna, The Dali Lama, Wiccen, Agnostic, Jewish, and (insert applicable religious off-shoot here)?
Then glory to (insert applicable deity here), because Barack new “jesus” is your man! He’s ecumenical! One day he’s Jewish (why would a “Christ-believing Christian” pray at a monument revered by non-Christ believing Jews?), the next day he’s Hindu Indian and Muslim, later he’s a “committed Christian”…(see your placard above, believers).
Don’t worry abortionists, Barack new “jesus” wants you to ride the train with him all the way to Washington too! He doesn’t care about your spiritual development or your restoration after having made a bad decision to kill a child - he just doesn’t want you to be “punished with a baby”.
Some come on, “believers”…keep praying for God to give you a king (1 Samuel 8)!
I’m sure the True and Living God and His Son Jesus Christ don’t mind sharing their glory with Barack new “jesus”, right?