Barack “Jesus” Obama Is Courting “Believers”

***hat tip to Independent Conservative for the CNN tip***

“Believers of what”, you might ask?

Obama campaign rolls out new ‘faith merchandise’

(CNN) –The Obama campaign is preparing rolling out a new line of “faith merchandise” – the latest move in an ambitious effort to win over religious voters.

“Check out the Believers for Barack, Pro-Family Pro-Obama, and Catholics for Obama buttons, bumper stickers and signs….” says Obama Deputy Director of Religious Affairs Paul Monteiro in an e-mail obtained by the Beliefnet Web site.

“Believers for Barack rally signs and bumper stickers, along with all Pro-Family Pro-Obama merchandise, are appropriate for people of all faith backgrounds. We’ll soon be rolling out merchandise for other religious groups and denominations, but I wanted to get this out to you without delay,” he adds.

So come on, America! Now that your new “jesus” is aligning the heavens for his ascension to the presidency, you can pick up a few trinkets to show that you’re on board the Messiah-train!

  • Are you a depraved homosexual that refuses to repent for your sins and have instead embraced your “alternative lifestyle” while demanding equal rights?

Don’t worry, Barack new “jesus” will fight for you! (see your pink tee in the graphic above)

  • Have you pledged allegiance to the apostate Roman Catholic Church and the antichrist pope, vowing to submit to the “holy father”, various dead saints, and the “mother church” in Rome?

Well what are you waiting for? Barack new “jesus” (and “devout Catholic” Joe Biden) is your team! (your bumper sticker is in the graphic above)

  • Are you a “believer” in God, Jesus (the real One), Muhammad, Krishna, The Dali Lama, Wiccen, Agnostic, Jewish, and (insert applicable religious off-shoot here)?

Then glory to (insert applicable deity here), because Barack new “jesus” is your man! He’s ecumenical! One day he’s Jewish (why would a “Christ-believing Christian” pray at a monument revered by non-Christ believing Jews?), the next day he’s Hindu Indian and Muslim, later he’s a “committed Christian”(see your placard above, believers).

Don’t worry abortionists, Barack new “jesus” wants you to ride the train with him all the way to Washington too! He doesn’t care about your spiritual development or your restoration after having made a bad decision to kill a child – he just doesn’t want you to be “punished with a baby”.

Some come on, “believers”…keep praying for God to give you a king (1 Samuel 8)!

I’m sure the True and Living God and His Son Jesus Christ don’t mind sharing their glory with Barack new “jesus”, right? :roll:

Right?

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8 Responses to “Barack “Jesus” Obama Is Courting “Believers””


  1. 1 Brian Foulks September 16, 2008 at 7:04 am

    And here I go thinking that children were a blessing!!!!!!

  2. 2 jimmoon1 September 16, 2008 at 8:54 am

    Am I cynical or did I see this coming?

    One of my earliest Presidential political memories is that in 1976 – as a young child (ahem) – my parents took me door-to-door asking people to vote for Jimmy Carter “because he is a born-again Christian.” He was ‘the messiah’ 32 years ago!

    See any parallels between BOTH parties in 2008?

    Do we believe in the imago dei and common grace or not? Does a man or woman’s professed beliefs make that big of a difference in their ability and qualification to lead in America?

  3. 3 speaking truth September 16, 2008 at 9:25 am

    Brian – there you going getting all logical and “religous” on me.

    I know you’re a pastor and all, but if you’re going to embrace Barack new “jesus”, then you’ve first got to get rid of that old anitquated collection of 66 books of God-breathed inspiration, and go out and get some “audacity”!

  4. 4 speaking truth September 16, 2008 at 10:02 am

    jimmoon1,

    You’re right – the Dem’s and Repub’s are both vying for the “Jesus” vote by trying to show how much God loves them over their opponent. The second part of your comment got me to wondering…

    Do we believe in the imago dei and common grace or not?

    I understand the fundamental tenent of imago dei – that we are to love others as we love God – but I don’t grasp the concept that we are “co-creators with God” (an improper exegesis of Genesis 1:27). Also, I understand the concept of common grace, but I subscribe to “saving grace” – particularly because I believe that God has already predestined whom He will save. **Pastors – feel free to jump in and correct or corraborate my understanding here.

    Does a man or woman’s professed beliefs make that big of a difference in their ability and qualification to lead in America?

    In a word, yes (to me). I am an unapolgetic Christian, and I will not vote for anyone (man, woman, black, white) who espouses anti-biblical philosophy – no matter how pretty they package themselves. I understand that no one is perfect and that no true Christian can be elected to the presidency in this era because of the level of compromise necessary to win, but I can’t compromise my core beliefs in order to jump on a bandwagon. All in all, God is in control, and His Will be done (even if it means using non-Christian candidates to galvonize the faith of true believers who oppose them).

  5. 5 Brian Foulks September 16, 2008 at 11:28 am

    I would concur with you brother that everyone enjoys common grace becasue God has not wiped them out as of yet. But the saving grace is the movement that has placed us on the team so to speak.

    ST- I may have to look into getting some of that audacity.

  6. 7 Kyle September 17, 2008 at 3:06 am

    I like the pink shirt with the triangles. I’m waiting for Pastor Foster from GCMwatch to just rip apart this blasphemy.

    Kyle

  7. 8 anointedvessel September 29, 2008 at 5:25 pm

    Hey IC I really liked what DEAKONBLUZ said on you tube about John P. Kee here is a copy and paste …. “Pastor Kee, I have been listening to your music for over a decade & love it, but I cannot support you any longer. Your support for a man that stands against the Word of God on so many issues – including supporting and pushing for the murder of babies – is unscriptural and based on something other than Godly principles. Therefore, all your music has been deleted from my iPod and at this point all I can say is that I will pray for your eyes to be opened and for deception to be bound in Jesus’ name”
    IC he typed the words straight out of my hands!!!! Not only am I disgusted with this song but this song is also Idoltary!! It’s bad enough we have a show called “American Idol”, which has lulled America to sleep and made people comfortable around the idea of idol worship, however it is still a sin. Barrack is not Jesus, he’s just a man with a serious CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE COMPLEX. With people singing these stupid songs about him, he might start thinking he can cure a rainy day!
    ~Anointed


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