The Bentley Study Bible?

OK.

I don’t know if I was just tired and really soaked up the sun, or if the “waves of light” that Todd “the tool of Satan” Bentley’s supporters have been emailing me while I was away (hey, at least they stopped the death threats…for now).

Whatever it was, I’m back from vacation – ripe, rested, and ready to “stir the puddin'” some more!

So, I was watching the latest video from killertrumpet (one of my favorite youtubbers), and I almost fell over in hysterical laughter.

I present to you the latest from the “Way of the Master” radio progam:

Todd Bentley’s New Study Bible

:lol:

 

I guess we shouldn’t laugh too hard – anyone who baptizes “in the name of the father, the son, and the BAM!” is capable of anything.

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8 Responses to “The Bentley Study Bible?”


  1. 1 Kyle August 5, 2008 at 2:31 pm

    I like the part of the clip where Morris Currello says, “I dont like credit cards, I like bank cards”. What a scream! He doesn’t like credit cards because Visa, Master Card, and American Express charge him transaction fees of up to 4%.

    Kyle

  2. 2 speaking truth August 5, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    It is rather funny in a sick sad sort of way, isn’t it Kyle?

    I mean, couldn’t Morris spin it more like “God doesn’t want you to pay interest so use your bankcard and honor the Kingdom with your mature spending”.
    :lol:

  3. 3 rascoe1 August 5, 2008 at 3:27 pm

    Welcome back brother. I trust you and your family had a restful vacation.

  4. 4 naturalsystah August 6, 2008 at 3:32 pm

    LOL!

    The terms “Todd Bentley” and “study Bible” are true oxymorons!

  5. 5 thenonconformer August 9, 2008 at 3:51 am

    Sued? For his views on Todd Bentley. Hardly.

    Comment by Polycarp | August 8, 2008

    Reference the inapplicable and overly simplifed comments of yours..

    Undeniably too many of the big TV Evangelist, big Pentecostal preachers ,have started to sue their critics on the net too, Benny Hinn included..

    “Great Florida Outpouring – Endorsements Posted on June 17, 2008. A number of leaders in the Body of Christ are going to be in Lakeland on June 23th to bless the Outpouring. Bill Johnson, Che Ahn, C. Peter Wagner, John and Carol Arnott, among others, will be there according to the announcement Todd made last night.” 20 selective comments so far.. real negative comments are excluded.

    Now ”Why Is Toronto Airport Christian Fellowship Angry? Posted by Job on May 29, 2008 Toronto Airport Christian Fellowship – the home of the liars and perjurers including John Arnott and Steve Long – are upset for being exposed for what they truly are sons of disobedience and sons of hell and are taking at least one person to court contrary to scriptures to protest about his online books which are too hot for them to handle! It’s also amazing that we have operating freely in Toronto Canada, liars, perjurers and thieves in Toronto Airport Christian Fellowship including John Arnott and Steve Long with impunity or without rebuke from anybody about their financial crimes, their hate crimes, lies and perjury!

    But it’s not amazing that these scoundrels, liars, and perjurers would not submit as per “The order of Justice James H. Clarke of January 15, 2008” which stated “ THIS COURT ORDERS THAT the Defendants shall serve on the Plaintiff by email and file their Statement of Defense within ten days,” a Statement of Defense to this former member regarding his $100 million dollar Lawsuit Court File No: 6447/07 filed in Milton, Ontario, with the Superior Court of Ontario and now revised to $ 300 million.

    And if this Christian nonprofit charity TACF and its executives John Arnott and Steve Long can defy and ignore the order of Justice James H. Clarke and do whatever they want so can every other Canadian. Toronto Airport Christian Fellowship sets by its example that any Christian can be lawless, liars, thieves, and perjurers and not respect the rule of law!”

    Hey I have said it there are no winners, here, the pastors, and supporter from both sides, lie, distort, bash in their endorsement, or criticism, and present mostly partial or half truths it seems.. Anyone think still that having John and Carol Arnott there is a good endorsement? Not me!!!

    It was, is clearly evident, in this present ungodly Internet wars, in the Ontario Queen’s Commercial court actions between the Toronto Airport Christian fellowship Church, it’s pastors too, and Walter Kambulow of Burlington, Ontario, that both sides are involved in revengeful acts, wanting now to pay each other back through the courts now as well. What anyone still foolish to believe any of them are even now real Christians? And Walter Kambulow firstly admitting to being guilty of unintentionally violating a Canadian court order is not the same thing as any of the parties now yet being found guilty of deliberate libel, or slander.. but so far it is clearly apparent that both sides here still really are not playing fairly, respecting the spirit or the latter, intent of the Canadian court orders, and yes both sides Toronto Airport Christian fellowship Church, it’s pastors too, and Walter Kambulow of Burlington, Ontario undeniably are still not at all good examples of Christianity so far too. A clearly eye for an eye approach by both parties still is clearly a carnal approach and not a Christian one. You would have firstly thought the Church pastors themselves would have set a better example here too. I rightfully still have no respect for any of them now too.

    In love the unacceptable Pentecostal bashers, critics under disguise of supposedly posting the truth, who mostly still do use the same unoriginal, ungodly, lame-brained, fool’s types of arguments, are not only clearly dishonest, uninspired, boring but they do also mostly have a personal agenda that is so transparent that sadly they are are an embarrassment, their agenda clear involves the fact want to uplift themselves, their own gospel, sect, denomination mostly still as well. In love they should really read and practice the whole Bible firstly themselves.

    Sow the wrong seed and you can also next reap a whirl wind , church pastors included now, and there is really no such thing as a little bit allowable sins for pastors included, no such thing as being a little bit pregnant here too.. and it is still clearly unacceptable for any Pastors to counsel a man’s wife behind his back and without his knowledge, approval, permission, but even this sadly an unacceptable common occurrence in evangelical churches now too, even in the Brethren, Baptist, Alliance and Pentecostals churches now too.. and this is how the war against the perverse pastors’ of the Toronto airport church and other similar bad churches had next escalated. When any spouse starts to talk to others about their family affairs they now are next definitely headed towards divorce wars as well..

    Many many pastors do wrongfully still think that the citizens complaints about them is all a big joke, they laugh at it, mock them too. Don’t believe me, just do an internet search “Walter Kambulow” and see their poor responses to his writings. Pastors falsely think they are above the law and yet many of them have, do threaten to sue you when you get too close and personal about them. They want it both ways, they cannot though. They the evangelical pastors firstly do need to get real, to act like real Christians firstly now and work for God rather then self. They seem to have nice cars, nice homes, great salaries, expensive perks, vacations and too too many of them.. Pastors Jim Baker, Jimmy Swaggart was not the first or last pervert, crook. The bad pastors are trying to get falsely their rewards on earth it seems and not in heaven.. Do what I say and not what I do is what they also preach.

    so why was walter kambulow sued?

    be cause he said that bad pastors were bad friends of Todd Bentley or what?

    http://thenonconformer.wordpress.com/2008/08/07/the-spin-game-evangelicals-and-their-leaders-pastors-do-play-now/

    http://thechurchofjesuschrist.wordpress.com/2008/07/23/finally-revival-evangelist-to-fold-his-lakeland-tent/

  6. 6 LoveofGodman September 24, 2008 at 9:19 am

    Where’s the beef? Where’s the love?

  7. 7 speaking truth September 24, 2008 at 10:22 am

    LoveofGodman,

    My love of God’s Word and His truth is what helps me to see how much of a fraud Bentley is. The “love” is in God’s truth:

    2 Thessalonians 2

    Man of Lawlessness
    1Now we request you, (A)brethren, with regard to the (B)coming of our Lord Jesus Christ and our (C)gathering together to Him,
    2that you not be quickly shaken from your composure or be disturbed either by a (D)spirit or a (E)message or a (F)letter as if from us, to the effect that (G)the day of the Lord (H)has come.

    3(I)Let no one in any way deceive you, for it will not come unless the [a](J)apostasy comes first, and the (K)man of lawlessness is revealed, the (L)son of destruction,

    4who opposes and exalts himself above (M)every so-called god or object of worship, so that he takes his seat in the temple of God, (N)displaying himself as being God.

    5Do you not remember that (O)while I was still with you, I was telling you these things?

    6And you know (P)what restrains him now, so that in his time he will be revealed.

    7For (Q)the mystery of lawlessness is already at work; only (R)he who now restrains will do so until he is taken out of the way.

    8Then that lawless one (S)will be revealed whom the Lord will slay (T)with the breath of His mouth and bring to an end by the (U)appearance of His coming;

    9that is, the one whose coming is in accord with the activity of (V)Satan, with all power and (W)signs and false wonders,

    10and with all the deception of wickedness for (X)those who perish, because they did not receive the love of (Y)the truth so as to be saved.

    11For this reason (Z)God will send upon them a (AA)deluding influence so that they will believe what is false,

    12in order that they all may be judged who (AB)did not believe the truth, but (AC)took pleasure in wickedness.

  8. 8 Bible Verse November 1, 2008 at 5:20 pm

    Excellent post.Preserve the cool work,You must definitely have to keep updating your site


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